Dreamt I had a few extra thousand dollars in my bank account, versus a scant few extra hundred. Everything was perfect in my dreams last night, and I woke up this morning and it's another beautiful day outside, and I have the day off, but I'm not sure what's perfect beyond that.

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Holy Christ.

Mom's fucking retired.
I'm fucking drunk.
A 51-year-old woman got her hands all over my ass tonight.
How do I look myself in the mirror in the morning?

At least I'm drunk, right?

Brandon from Las Vegas forgot to call me tonight.
So....

Whatever.

Bob Loblaw.